I know it's self indulgent and tacky to take a picture of your food, but look at this.
This was the most perfect fried egg I have ever seen.
Freshly made, not greasy, not frizzled on the edges. No white left undercooked, but the yolk was still perfect and only ran when I punctured it with my spoon.
I want every egg I ever eat for the rest of my life to be exactly like this one.