A child actually said this in reference to the boys yesterday. What!? That's the kind of mean/impossible stuff I dream up to torture myself with when I can't sleep and I indulge in ridiculous worrying!
Surely only kids in my imagination say things like that.
But, lo - ten minutes later, lunch was finished and they were all laughing over loud burps and silly questions, and the 'private' food was forgotten.
So take that, friend-of-my-children's-friend, who we will likely never see again. Or more like, take note, self. Not everything is a big thing.
Note: Kids say dumb stuff all the time, my own kids included. Stop worrying!