10 things I'll never buy at Tops Supermarket

I wasn't going to do the listicle this week, but then we stopped at the grocery store on the way home to pick up some cream, and I was inspired.

Keep in mind, I had a miserable Lennon in tow, so I had to make it quick.

With no further ado: 10 things I would never buy at Tops Supermarket.

#1 Darlie Toothpaste.  Formerly known as "Darkie Toothpaste." Wow, you changed one letter of the offensive name.  Great job.  I think I'll go for anything else on the shelf.

#2 Weet-Bix Bites Wild Berry.  The only food I know with 100% certainty to cause Lennon's seizures.  I'll pass on this one, too.

#3.  Schwarzkopf Honey Blond Freshlight.  I guess it's a highlighting kit.  If I was going to highlight my hair, I would go for one that didn't have a Blythe doll on the box.  Or small print about not being intended for use in children under 16.

#4.  Heinz Salad Cream, "Pourable Sunshine".  This is one of the grossest things about Thailand.  Take mayonnaise, put it in a bottle, sell it as salad dressing. Yum.

#5. Tasto Brand Seaweed Shrimp Tempura flavored chips. 

#6. Lays Lobster Hot Plate flavored potato chips.  What is wrong with sour cream and onion?

#7. Bird's Nest Beverage, any brand.  There is a whole aisle of them.

#8. Bird's Nest Beverage decorative basket.  This is a whole separate aisle from #7, people always bring you these when you are in the hospital.

#9 Lite sugar.  Half the calories of regular sugar, simply by adding MSG and aspartame!

#10.  This one is just silly.  Goon.

I hope you enjoyed this peek into Thailand's supermarkets more than Lennon did.  (Whining-induced seizure)